Aliens watch humans on “tv” to learn and entertain themselves.
2 minute read.
Genre: Dark Humor, Movie Trailer, Satire.
Excerpt: Sasquatch have survived Billions of years, outliving the dinosaurs, insects, and hopefully outliving mankind according to Dr. Panos. His efforts are valiant but are also extremely disturbing.
4 minute read.
Genre: Dark Humor, Based on True Story.
Excerpt: “I’m the one hand pushup man, everybody knows me.” Boston was a ruthless city of tough, up-tight, angry people, but there was an amusing hilarity to it when you tapped into the unrelenting sarcastic wit.
25 minute read.
Genre: Dark Humor, Existentialism, Psychological Drama
Excerpt: Tammy looked up from stocking the garnishes. “Great! What fresh hell brings you in so early? Usually I have at least until noon before I have to make liquid contributions to your ongoing mental and internal, physical decomposing.”… … …
… … …Just then Andy felt the presence beside him and noticed the hand, palm side down, slide across the bar in front of him, and move away to reveal its offering. “Take two of these and call me in the morning. Haven’t found anything yet these babies won’t cure,” Jerry smiled sarcastically. A fiery grimace, cheek to cheek. “Cyanide,” he said with a snicker.
3 minute read.
Genre: Education, Bureaucracy, Satire
Excerpt: Ms Aritan’s belief was that it was her role, ultimately, to fill those suits, or fill those blue collars with the brightest and most developed young minds she could help to produce. Regardless of the color of their collar, Ms. Aritan’s true goal was to produce an ever superior constituency in which great ideals and progress would self perpetuate far into the future, beyond her material existence. No small task!
